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Watch where you're going, you moron!"
"I don't think he heard you."
"I was talking to you Evel Knievel."
"Dude, Evel Knievel rode a bike, not a hatchback. And incidentally, it was the other guy's fault. He was on the wrong side."
"And so is everyone else, right?"
"What the... how did we end up here?"
"Since you were doing all the steering and honking, I was hoping you would be able to shed some light on that."
"OK, I'll find a way. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do."
u00a0A little downpour and our streets resemble the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina
"Skid me not!"
"What?"
"Forget about it. I should have been at work half an hour ago."
"Well, you know the shortest distance between two points is always under construction."
I would have got there in time if I was on foot."
"Dude, show some courtesy! I am giving you a lift."
"I didn't ask for it."
"You did when you took the offer."
"Ouch! No wonder you passed the driving test. You haven't missed any of the potholes so far."
"I did honk."
"I noticed. You're by far the horniest driver who's given me a ride."
"Aww! That made my day! Dude, now that the monsoons are here, don't you think the civic body should start cleaning up the drains, mending the roads and..."
You missed the turn, and that dog. I think they want to make sure there's enough precipitation later to wipe away all their dirt work. You know, drive all that garbage right back into the drains."
"Makes sense. I mean if you clean up the sewers, where do you put all the crap?"
"Look at that!u00a0 Or were you driving here this morning?"
"Oops! I think we are on the road less travelled by."
"Could you slow down a bit? I am late anyway."
"Why? There's no 'Drive Safely' sign."
"Stop, stop! Right there."
"This isn't your office?"
"No dude. But I can get a bus from here."
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